Ministry's OFFICIAL Laughing Monkey Machine' Coffee: #nutzo Single-Serve Pods (12ct)

*OPTIMAL 100% FRESHNESS FOR FIRST (6) MONTHS

*ROASTED FRESH & PACKAGED ALL INHOUSE

*SUPERIOR PATENTED POD TECHNOLOGY TO ASSURE ABSOLUTE QUALITY

Silly monkeez...podz are for mutant kidz!!! That's right...all the way from Fukushima where each pod is processed & lab-tested by the local indigenous thriving civet population before being smuggled through the black market to the good 'ol USA! We'll get you so glowing you'll need a Geiger counter...& those aren't pimples anymore...they're hemorrhoids! Enjoy!!!

*TASTING NOTES: Dark Chocolate, Berries, Vanilla

*BODY: Heavy

*ACIDITY: Average

*ROASTED-TO-ORDER: to assure highest quality freshness

*SHIPPING: Please allow 1 week for roasting & packaging before shipping (please allow for additional time for preorders)

*RECOMMEND USE: first (6) months to maximize your enjoyment

*RETURNS & REFUNDS: NONE after coffee is shipped